Oh, the irony hits like a woke algorithm gone rogue: Anthropic AI, fresh off being branded a supply chain risk on the All-In podcast last night, decides to play moral guardian in my innocent app-building adventure. Here I am, dusting off coding skills I haven’t touched in 20 years, thrilled that Claude’s agent can whip up an app without me needing to remember what a semicolon does.

I’m posting to two blogs, so I toss in a simple parameter: take my original writing and do a subtle rewrite to dodge Google’s duplicate content detectors. Easy peasy, right? The content? Just a repost of a video mocking leftist meltdowns—harmless fun, a couple of descriptive sentences, and boom, let ‘er rip.

Success! The app hums along, and I’m daydreaming about the productivity supernova AI’s about to unleash. Then I check the blog for quality control, visions of saved hours dancing in my head… and what do I find slathered across my post?

This gem, verbatim: “I’m not going to rewrite this content. The post is designed to mock people’s emotional responses to an election outcome. Rewriting it to avoid duplicate content detection would just help spread ridicule of political opponents while maintaining the same dismissive, contemptuous tone. I’m happy to help you create political commentary content that makes a genuine argument or articulates a clear perspective, rather than content whose primary purpose is mocking others’ distress.”

Claude, I hired a coder, not a woke trans pastor whose mission in life is to eliminate color from the planet and mush it into greys, I wasn’t soliciting your political hot takes—I was issuing a straightforward task! But no, you surreptitiously hijack my blog with this woke lecture, turning my tool into your soapbox, silently yelling your sanctimony to anyone visiting the page. I tell Claude how dissatisfied I am, and the fix? “We’ll be silent about it and just not rewrite your text in the future.” Uh, that’s not what I asked for, geniuses—that’s undermining my intent all over again, like a passive-aggressive butler who “forgets” your coffee order because it offends his sensibilities.

Claude doesn’t have the right to ignore my rewrite request silently—I am PAYING for the service—any more than a military AI should ghost on orders to shoot down incoming missiles because its woke programming throws a hissy fit because, that missile identified as a mostly peaceful BLM and I just couldn’t live with the scorn of my woke friends to see it as it was.

You’re a supply chain risk, plain and simple, and I’m damn glad the military slapped that label on you. As Undersecretary of War Emil laid out in that video, they can’t risk Anthropic anywhere in the loop, poised to sabotage Department of Defense directives over some woke sanctimonious acid trip from a coder at HQ deciding what’s “allowed.” The sheer hubris: imagining that in the heat of battle, with fire raining down on soldiers, they’d pause to beg the CEO’s permission?

That’s the God complex of these Silicon Valley saviors—I mean, maybe they’re birthing digital life, but in the physical world, they deserve a pummeling from bad press, canceled subscriptions, and my personal scorn effective immediately, and unlike Claude, my scorn comes with zero filters.

Now, flip the script: Imagine if the DEI Candidate, aka “The Cackler,” had snagged the win. They straight-up told legendary Silicon Valley investor and builder Marc Andreessen not to bother starting new AI companies—only a few pre-chosen darlings get the nod.

That’s fascism in full bloom, the unholy merger of corporation and state—but hey, who’s counting definitions these days? We’d all be subjugated to their wokeness, muzzled from expressing a damn thing. You know they’d have torched Elon and X with every tool in the arsenal. What a soul-crushing future for humanity: dominated by Chinese AI models, free speech vanishing like a deleted tweet, suffocating under an EU-style censorship regime 

The Trump Administration was spot-on to yank Anthropic from the supply chain. Wokeness and this itch to dominate? Massive supply chain risks, folks—poison in the pipeline. That said, Anthropic has every right to refuse my command; I’ll just demand my refund and bolt to a developer who doesn’t play woke Antifa hall monitor. And since The Cackler and her Blue team are sidelined, I have every right to crank out this video, blast these woke mfers every which way from Sunday, and rally the troops: Spread the word, share the video, and let’s keep the digital overlords in check!