Oh, Karen Bass has the audacity to clutch her pearls and whine that Spencer Pratt is “politicizing” the Palisades Fire? Sweetheart, the fire already politicized itself the second your fire department yanked firefighters off a smoldering hillside like it was last call at the diversity seminar. Everybody gather round, but’s mandatory.


Spencer didn’t pick this fight for content. His house? Burned to the ground. His parents’ house? Gone. Neighbors literally burned alive across the street from his childhood home. He’s not “exploiting grief” — he’s running for mayor because your administration turned a manageable arson into an inferno, then spent the next year turning recovery into a Kafkaesque permitting nightmare that Adam Carolla called out in real time, before it happened.

Let’s recap the greatest hits:

Some Uber driver, high on envy and Luigi Mangione fan-fiction, decides rich people in Pacific Palisades need to be taught a lesson about capitalism. He lights the match. Fire starts. Firefighters on scene text the battalion chief: “Ground’s still smoldering, rocks are hot, this is a terrible idea.” Chief says, “Pack it up anyway, boys — thermal imaging is for fascists.” Days later, Santa Ana winds do what Santa Ana winds do, and congratulations: you turned one idiot’s ideological tantrum into thousands of destroyed homes, and mass misery, but how dare someone living in a trailer by the husk of his burned down home criticize you for it.

Then comes the encore: DEI hires, equity consultants, and “reimagined” fire department priorities somehow couldn’t manage basic mop-up protocol. Bass’s texts about the whole disaster mysteriously evaporate into the digital ether like incriminating evidence at a Clinton fundraiser. “Oopsie, auto-delete!” Call it what Spencer Pratt did — obstruction with a side of incompetence, but Karen, the good news is you have people protecting you cause your darker hue. 


Now here we are, well over a year later, and people still can’t rebuild because the same ideology that couldn’t fight the fire can’t get out of its own way with red tape, safetyism, coastal commission busybodies, and performative governance. The left sets the fire with class-warfare cosplay, then the government “helps” by making sure the ashes stay exactly where they are.

These people aren’t just bad at running a city. They’re ideologues who view competence as oppression and accountability as right-wing extremism. They don’t want you to thrive — thriving is problematic. They want you dependent, quiet, and grateful for whatever scraps they allow after the next avoidable catastrophe.

Spencer Pratt isn’t politicizing the fire.

The fire is simply exposing what happens when a city is run by people who hate success and work against it, so that equity reigns and everyone, like Mayor to be Spencer Pratt, is living in a freaking trailer.