video: ERNEST BIGOT vs Woke Mayor of Chi Town: Reviving the Ghost of White Supremacy

Chicago’s Mayor Brandon Johnson is out here waving the race flag like he’s auditioning for a Spike Lee joint, and it’s giving me whiplash. This guy’s on the mic, chest puffed out, bragging about how he’s “hiring blacks” and “taking care of blacks” like he’s running a reparations job fair instead of a city.

Shocker—the DOJ’s knocking on his door, probably because he forgot that running your mouth about race-based hiring as a public official is like lighting a match in a room full of dynamite, I mean, since Kamala didn’t win and all. She’d of sent extra grant money to him.

I’m here to tell you: this is peak clownery, and the nation’s got a bad case of black fatigue from racists like Brandon trying to resurrect Jim Crow with a woke twist.

Let’s flip the script for a second. Imagine me, Mayor, waddling up to a podium in my finest sweat-stained tracksuit, announcing to the world, “I’m hiring white people! I’m taking care of white folks! Caucasians are the most generous people, we take care of everyone!”
The internet would lose its mind faster than a 6′ 4″ trans activist, in high heels and a dress, being called sir.

CNN would have a 24/7 crisis panel, X would crash from the outrage, MSNBC would run a week-long special titled “The Return of the Klan,”

and I’d be canceled so hard my ancestors would be disturbed from their peaceful rest.
The headlines? “Racist Mayor Brings Back Segregation!” Protests in the streets, Molotov cocktails flying, and Al Sharpton would be outside my office with a megaphone. But Brandon Johnson does it, and it’s just Tuesday? He’s out here bragging about stacking City Hall with black hires like it’s a diversity Pokémon card collection, and somehow that’s progressive? Give me a break.

This is systemic racism, plain and simple, but it’s got a DEI sticker slapped on it, so everyone’s supposed to nod along like it’s justice. Brandon’s crying about “white supremacy” like it’s 1955, when the real ghost of racism is him, standing at the podium, resurrecting a system where your skin color decides your job application’s fate. The irony’s so thick you could cut it with a knife and serve it at a vegan potluck. He’s not dismantling systemic racism—he’s building it, brick by stupid brick, and then wondering why the DOJ’s sniffing around. Spoiler alert, Brandon: when you scream “I’m hiring based on race!” in public, the feds don’t send you a gold star—they send a subpoena. I mean, the decent people, not Kamala, or whoever was running the last admin. Does he not know that sanity won out on November 5?

Here’s the kicker: I don’t care if a private business wants to play racial roulette with their hiring. You want to only hire people who look like you? Go for it, buddy. I believe in liberty of the individual and personal responsibility.
And I’ll just take my money elsewhere, and your business can sink or swim. Freedom’s messy like that.
But when you’re the mayor of Chicago, running a government that’s supposed to serve everybody, and you’re out here turning City Hall into a racial hiring quota experiment? That’s not freedom—that’s reviving Jim Crowe except with an upside down flip.
You’re not sticking it to the man; you’re becoming the man, just with better hair and worse ideas.

The nation’s exhausted, folks. We’ve got black fatigue, white fatigue, everybody fatigue, because clowns like Brandon keep dividing us into little color-coded boxes. Every time he opens his mouth, it’s like he’s pouring gasoline on a country that’s endured this nonsense since Barack Obama was supposed to snuff it out once and for all, instead they poured gasoline on racial relations like it was George Floy’ds Minneapolis.
You know what would actually fix things?
Hiring based on merit. Crazy idea, I know. Imagine a world where we pick people for jobs because they’re, oh, I don’t know, good at them? Not because they check the right racial box or make your diversity PowerPoint look pretty. But no, Brandon’s out here trying to bring back segregation, just with a TED Talk vibe and a massive budget deficit for the city. But what does he care, it’s not like he was math major, or any of the black kids he wants to hire can actually do math.
And I say that based on data from the Illinois Assessment of Readiness for the 2023-2024 school year, only 7.4% of Black students in Chicago Public Schools could do math at grade level. Do statistics make me a racist? either way, i could never match Brandon.

This whole mess is splitting the country faster than a bad divorce. People are tired of being told their race defines their worth, whether it’s Brandon’s hiring spree or the ghost of “white supremacy” he’s fighting like it’s still running the show.
But no Brandon, you’re doing your damndest to resurrect it, and with every speech, you’re making sure we’re all just a little more pissed off, a little more divided, and a whole lot more fatigued, because if at this point someone would invite us for a sit down dinner together, I’d probably decline. You’d call it racism of course, I’ll call it wanting to spend my time around decent, good people.