Pregnant TikTokers Chug Tylenol to ‘Own Trump’?! The Ultimate Darwin Award Audition
You’ve got these women, hormones raging, waddling into Walgreens, buying Tylenol by the pallet, thinking they’re striking a blow for feminism or whatever by poisoning themselves and their babies.
video: Pregnant TikTokers Chug Tylenol to ‘Own Trump’?! The Ultimate Darwin Award Audition
Alright, buckle up, because this is peak human stupidity, and I’m here for it. So, Trump—orange messiah of chaos—gets up and says Tylenol might turn your unborn kid into Rain Man, and what do these pregnant women do?
Do they Google the science?
Call their doctor?
Nah, they hit TikTok, chug entire bottles of acetaminophen like it’s a White Claw challenge, and scream, “Take that, MAGA!” to own the guy. I mean, are you kidding me? This is less “leftist bonafides” and more an audition for the annual Darwin Awards with a side of liver failure.
You’ve got these women, hormones raging, waddling into Walgreens, buying Tylenol by the pallet, thinking they’re striking a blow for feminism or whatever by poisoning themselves and their babies. For what? Internet clout? A blue checkmark from the resistance? “Hashtag I’m with her… in the ICU!” It’s not activism; it’s a suicide pact with extra steps. These ladies are out here treating Tylenol like it’s a protest vote.
Should you feel bad? Nah, save your the immediate family stuck in this tragic circus. These women aren’t martyrs; they’re memes.
They’re not dying to “confront Trump”—they’re dying because they thought BlueSky was WebMD. This is what happens when you turn a headache pill into a culture war. Forget thoughts and prayers; send them a biology textbook and a reality check. Darwin’s laughing, and frankly, given that this is a moment where personal responsibility meets stupidity with a bad bout of TDS, it’s hard for me to feel much sympathy for anyone besides the husband and the unborn baby.
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