video: Alvin Bragg’s Clown Show: Justice Dies in NYC!

Alright, folks, buckle up, because we’re diving headfirst into the clown show that is Alvin Bragg’s New York City!
This guy, this absolute derelict of a DA, is running Gotham like it’s a Batman movie written by a drunk intern at BuzzFeed, where Fat Alvin is the lawfare henchman of the villain.
He’s playing justice like it’s a game of ideological whack-a-mole, and guess what? If you’re a conservative, you’re the mole. BAM!

Picture this: a pro-life woman’s out there, just asking questions, trying to have a conversation, and BOOM—she gets attacked by some fat female thug who thinks she signed up for an audition to the UFC.

Caught on camera, 100% guilty, no question, open-and-shut case. Felony assault, right? WRONG!
(Insert video of woman talking)

Alvin Bragg, the human equivalent of a participation trophy, looks at this and goes, “Eh, let’s downgrade it to a misdemeanor. No biggie. Also, let’s assign this case to someone who’s not even on the New York Bar. Why? Because I’m Alvin Bragg, and I’m out here innovating justice like it’s a startup nobody asked for, but I get funding by the taxpayers.”

Poof, case expunged. Gone. Vanished. Like my will to believe in the system after hearing this nonsense.

Meanwhile, this poor woman’s out here begging for justice, and what does she get?

Nada. Zilch. She’s screaming into the void, and the void’s like, “Sorry, ma’am, Alvin’s too busy turning expired parking tickets into 34 felony counts against Donald Trump.” Oh yeah, you heard that right—Trump’s out here getting prosecuted for misdemeanors so old they’re practically collecting Social Security, while this thug’s bragging about her assault on TikTok like it’s a viral dance challenge.

mimics scrolling “Hashtag girlboss, hashtag street justice, hashtag Bragg’s got my back!” It’s a freakin’ circus!

And don’t even get me started on Daniel Penny. This guy’s just trying to keep a subway car from turning into a scene from having it’s Iryana Zarukska moment protecting people from a crazed homeless dude, who has a history of assault by the way, and what does Alvin do? Drags him through the mud, slaps him with a case so shaky it could collapse under the weight of a single tweet.

But assault a conservative on camera? Pfft, that’s just Tuesday in Bragg’s New York. He’s out here declaring open season on anyone who doesn’t vote the right way, while letting the real criminals strut around like they’re auditioning for Thug Life: The Musical, on Broadway this fall.

This is anarcho-tyranny, folks. It’s communism with a side of chaos, served up by a DA who’s ideologically possessed like he’s channeling the ghost of a Reddit thread. Justice isn’t blind anymore—she’s got one eye on your voting record and the other on Alvin’s campaign promises. Gotham’s burning, and Bragg’s out here roasting marshmallows, laughing as the city turns into a dystopian yard sale. throws hands up Welcome to New York, where the only thing getting prosecuted is common sense! And y’all, after all this, are voting in Mandami. Good luck. Nah, that won’t suffice. You’re the Titanic that intentionally rolled into a iceberg called virtue signaling.