J6 Pipe Bomber EXPOSED: Capitol Cop’s Limp Matches Suspect—FBI Cover-Up or Inside Job?

by | November 9, 2025

That’s “holy crap, it’s her” territory. Add the circumstantial confetti: She’s 5’7″ with that telltale right-leg limp from a brutal tibia snap in 2015 (face-plant into the turf mid-game—ouchie that echoes a decade later). Lived in Alexandria, Va., right in the suspect’s playground.

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Oh, sweet merciful Founding Fathers, strap in folks, because if this Blaze News gut-punch from Steve Baker doesn’t make you spit out your morning coffee and start building a bunker in the backyard, nothing will.

Picture this: It’s almost five freakin’ years since some hooded phantom in rare Nike kicks and a backpack full of bad ideas strolls up to the DNC and RNC HQs on January 5, 2021, drops off a pair of pipe bombs like they’re Amazon Prime packages from hell, and then vanishes into the D.C. fog faster than a politician’s campaign promise.

And guys, please thumb up the video and leave me your thoughts here.

The FBI? They’ve been chasing their tails harder than a dog with a flea circus—39,000 videos, 1,000 interviews, a half-mil reward dangling like chum in shark-infested waters—and zippo, nada, crickets.
Why, maybe because they were too busy turning the Capitol into a Trump supporter’s version of the Gulag Archipelago, slapping cuffs on grandmas with megaphones and dudes in MAGA hats for the crime of… existing on January 6.

Enter stage left: Shauni Rae Kerkhoff, 31, ex-Capitol Police hotshot from Ohio with a soccer star past and a limp that could solve crimes like a plot twist in Matlock.

This gal wasn’t just any badge-wearing Joe; she was in the Civil Disturbance Unit, training rookies on “less-lethal” crowd-control toys—y’know, the pepper balls and rubber bullets that turned the West Plaza into a real-life game of paintball gone postal.

And get this: On J6, footage shows her and her merry band of blue blasting at least 16 early-bird protesters above the waistline from the Lower West Terrace. Coincidence? Or the spark that lit the powder keg, turning a rowdy rally into a full-blown breach? (We’ll circle back to that arsonist angle in a sec.)

Steven Baker’s crew didn’t just phone it in—they sicced forensic gait analysis software on her strut, the kind that nerds out on knee bends, hip wiggles, step lengths, and that signature cadence like it’s dissecting a peacock’s disco moves.

Sample A: Hoodie-wearing bomber slinking through an alley at 8:16 p.m. on Jan 5, backpack slung low, placing a bomb behind the Capitol Hill Club.

Sample B: Kerkhoff’s waddle from J6 CCTV, plus old soccer clips from her Temple Owls days in Philly. Boom—94% match straight from the algo, bumped to 96-98% by a grizzled analyst eyeballing the “visual quirks” the software chokes on.

That’s “holy crap, it’s her” territory. Add the circumstantial confetti: She’s 5’7″ with that telltale right-leg limp from a brutal tibia snap in 2015 (face-plant into the turf mid-game—ouchie that echoes a decade later). Lived in Alexandria, Va., right in the suspect’s playground.
Used a Metro SmarTrip card tied to a nearby Air Force civvy’s address? Check. And the FBI? They had agents next door to her Falls Church pad days after J6, sniffing around a pickup vehicle… then yanked ’em off like it was nap time. “No logical reason,” ex-FBI’er Kyle Seraphin fumes. “They were f**king in on it.”

But wait, there’s more red flags than a communist parade! Cell phone data from the bomb sites? Poof—magically “corrupted,” gone faster than Epstein’s client list.

FBI’s public video of the bomber? A sleuth named Armitas (props to the keyboard cowboy) proves it was downsampled to jerky hell, hiding smooth strides that scream “gait gold.”
Kerkhoff quits the Capitol gig mid-2021—in “good standing,” she claims in court testimony—and slides into a cushy CIA security detail, babysitting bigwigs like Director John Ratcliffe.
From riot-wrangler to spook squad? Smells like witness protection with a side of black ops. And no arrest? As of this morning (November 9, 2025), the FBI’s still playing coy, reward intact, no cuffs on Kerkhoff—her pad even had local PD eyeballing it Friday night when Blaze poked around. Circumstantial? Sure, but it’s damning as a smoking gun in a nun’s habit. Intel sources backing Blaze whisper “inside job,” and a congressional probe tipster? “Law enforcement was in on it.” Cover-up? Honey, this is Watergate on steroids, with pipe bombs instead of plumbers.

Evidence Nugget

Why It’s a Gut-Punch

Gait Match

94-98% forensic lock—limp, speed, swagger all align. Software + human eyes = “It’s her, duh.”

Insider Access

CDU officer with bomb-planting know-how; trained on J6 munitions. Bombs diverted 150 cops right as the riot kicked off.

FBI Fumble

Agents parked next door post-J6, then pulled. “Corrupted” cell data? Manipulated vid frames? Smells like bleach-bit.

Career Glow-Up

Quits for CIA protection detail. From pepper-balling patriots to guarding spymasters—promote the perp?

Timeline Tango

Planted bombs eve-of-riot; shot at crowd next day. Provocation play? Bombs as diversion? You connect the dots.

If True, This Ain’t a Bombshell—It’s the Whole Damn Arsenal Exploding in the Deep State’s Face

Alright, rant hat off—let’s get real grim for a sec, because if this sticks (and the silence from FBI/DOJ/Capitol PD screams “guilty as sin”), it’s not just a whoopsie; it’s a thermonuclear indictment of everything we thought was solid about Lady Liberty’s plumbing. Imagine: A sworn officer—oath to protect and serve—moonlights as a bomber, then gets airlifted to the CIA like it’s a fast-track MBA in mendacity. That’s not incompetence; that’s institutional rot, a deliberate sabotage to juice the J6 narrative from “protest gone wild” to “insurrection must die.” Those pipe bombs? Timed like a Hollywood script to suck resources from the Capitol at 1 p.m. sharp, just as Congress convened and the crowd breached. Secret Service agents munchin’ lunch feet from the DNC dud? Trains chugging by oblivious? It’s theater, folks—a false flag to paint Trump fans as ticking time bombs while the real spark (Kerkhoff’s pepper-ball barrage?) fans the flames. Intentional? Hell if I know without the memos, but the pattern’s there: Provoke, plant, prosecute.

Zoom out, and it’s the capstone on the J6 “manufactured crisis” pyramid. Democrats, under Biden’s watch, didn’t just investigate—they weaponized the apparatus. FBI’s “largest probe in history”? Nah, that was lawfare central: Hunt the harmless (thousands charged for trespassing), ignore the insiders (bomber roams free).

DOJ under Merrick Garland? A one-way street to perp-walk patriots while shielding their own.
This cements the Blue team’s depravity: Anything for power—staged spectacles, corrupted data, promoted perps—to etch a “permanent majority” via fearmongering and felony factories. It’s not governance; it’s a coup in cosplay, turning the FBI from G-men to goon squad, the Capitol Police from guardians to gofers for the grievance industry.

The fallout? Trust in institutions craters harder than the Hindenburg. Already at rock-bottom (70% distrust feds per Gallup ’25), this nukes what’s left: Why believe elections, probes, or badges when the badges operate bombs on Capitol ground with impunity?

It exposes a two-tiered tyranny—elites ascend (CIA gig for the suspect), dissidents descend (hundreds of Trump supporters rotting in cells). For America? It’s a wake-up gut-shot: Rebuild from the rubble with sunlight as the solvent. Demand declass, audits, trials—for Kerkhoff, Wray, the whole chain. If the GOP trifecta means business, nuke the filibuster, ram through reforms, and drain this swamp before it swallows us whole. God bless the Republic—may she rise from these ashes funnier, fiercer, and filibuster-free. What’s your take: Arrest incoming, or more smoke and mirrors?

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