This isn’t policing; this is protection racket for the forces of chaos! These cops aren’t upholding the law—they’re violating their goddamn oath to the Constitution faster than a vegan at a good Southern barbecue!

Cut to the aftermath: While the rest of us are mourning a guy who could turn a campus protest into a polite pizza party, the blue-check brigade is popping champagne like it’s the fall of the Roman Empire, but with more pronouns

She’s out there in this clip, all wide-eyed and going, “You can earn as much money as you want! Cut down on regulations! Leave it all to your kids!” And I’m sitting here, choking on my lukewarm coffee, thinking, “Wait, Joy—did you just accidentally read from the Constitution?

So, let me get this straight—a Christian pastor stands up at a city council meeting, says, “Hey, maybe naming a street after a guy who cheers for Hezbollah, a literal terrorist group, isn’t the vibe,” and the mayor, Abdullah Hammoud, loses his mind like someone just insulted his mom’s hummus recipe.

This isn’t policing; this is protection racket for the forces of chaos! These cops aren’t upholding the law—they’re violating their goddamn oath to the Constitution faster than a vegan at a good Southern barbecue!

Cut to the aftermath: While the rest of us are mourning a guy who could turn a campus protest into a polite pizza party, the blue-check brigade is popping champagne like it’s the fall of the Roman Empire, but with more pronouns

She’s out there in this clip, all wide-eyed and going, “You can earn as much money as you want! Cut down on regulations! Leave it all to your kids!” And I’m sitting here, choking on my lukewarm coffee, thinking, “Wait, Joy—did you just accidentally read from the Constitution?

So, let me get this straight—a Christian pastor stands up at a city council meeting, says, “Hey, maybe naming a street after a guy who cheers for Hezbollah, a literal terrorist group, isn’t the vibe,” and the mayor, Abdullah Hammoud, loses his mind like someone just insulted his mom’s hummus recipe.