video: Portland Cops Gone Rogue: Protecting Antifa Thugs While Jailing Journalists!

Oh, Portland! Portland, you soggy, kale-munching hellhole of a city, where the rain doesn’t just fall from the sky—it pours straight out of the asses of every blue-haired barista who’s one bad oat milk latte away from declaring a revolution!

Can we talk about this for a second? Because what the fuck is happening out there? The Portland Police Department—those badge-wearing, donut-dunking guardians of the peace—have officially lost the plot.

They’ve gone full-on Antifa fan club, complete with the matching black hoodies and the “ACAB” tattoos hidden under their riot gear.

Nick Sortor, this poor bastard journalist, gets tackled like he’s the one throwing Molotovs, arrested for “disorderly conduct” because God forbid you film the chaos while getting punched in the face by a mob of screeching weirdos.

Meanwhile, Katie Daviscourt—yeah, that tough-as-nails reporter with the black eye the size of a goddamn grapefruit—tracks down her attacker for half an hour who hit her in the face with a flag pole, felony assault that could have blinded her or worse, like it’s a twisted game of hide-and-seek, points the cops right at the purple-glasses-wearing Antifa clown who clocked her, and what do the boys in blue do? They shrug, sip their soy lattes, and wander off like they just spotted a better protest to protect!

This isn’t policing; this is protection racket for the forces of chaos! These cops aren’t upholding the law—they’re violating their goddamn oath to the Constitution faster than a vegan at a good Southern barbecue!

You swore to protect and serve, you oath-breaking dipshits, not to play hall monitor for a bunch of trust-fund terrorists who think “smash the state” means keying your Tesla!

Fire them! All of them! Drag ’em out by their shiny boots and toss ’em in the unemployment line with the rest of the useless.
What’s their excuse? ”Just following orders”? Oh, please—spare me that Nuremberg nursery rhyme! That’s the same bullshit the Nazis whined about while herding Jews onto the trains: “I vas just doink my job, Herr Judge!”

No, you don’t get a pass for marching to the tune of moral bankruptcy. You’re not soldiers in a war; you’re clowns in a circus, and the ringmaster’s wearing a keffiyeh!

And don’t get me started on this anarcho-tyranny bullshit—it’s the perfect storm of letting the real criminals run wild while you tase the grandma holding a “Back the Blue” sign! Antifa’s out there hurling bricks, blinding reporters, and turning the ICE facility into a live-action Call of Duty map, and the cops? They’re like, “Eh, free speech, bro!”

But shine a light on it? Arrest the journalist! It’s straight out of the Gulag Archipelago playbook—Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, that great Russian truth-bomber who helped topple the Soviet shitshow, nailed it: “A Communist system can be recognized by that which spares the criminal, and criminalizes the political opponent.” Boom! That’s Portland in a nutshell, folks! Spare the flagpole-swinging psycho, criminalize the guy with the GoPro trying to report the truth the darkness doesn’t want you to see. These aren’t protests; they’re purges, and the commies are pulling the strings, whispering in the cops’ ears like some dystopian puppet show: “Arrest the right-wing reporter, ignore the black bloc berserker—oh, and here’s a Starbucks gift card for your troubles.”

And the cops? They’re nodding along like eager little lapdogs, because why not? It’s easier than actually doing the job we pay them for!

Sedition, people! This is straight-up sedition—undermining the elected will of the people, spitting on the laws we’ve voted into existence like they’re yesterday’s tofu scramble! These Antifa goons aren’t just blocking ICE agents; they’re shooting at them, attempted murder except in the case in Texas they shot detainees, they’ve been shot at a few other time.
They are  harassing them, turning federal buildings into war zones because their Democrat overlords have brainwashed the whole city into thinking border enforcement is the new Gestapo! Yeah, that’s right—the whole Democrat party from Walz to Pritzker to Newsom to AOC their zombie  band of soy socialists have been chanting “fascist! Nazi! Gestapo!” at ICE for so long it’s rewired their mush-brains into full-on violence mode. It’s intentional, folks!
A calculated psy-op to deprive Trump of his mandate, to choke out the will of 74 million voters who said, “Build the wall, deport the deadbeats!” These politicians aren’t leading; they’re inciting insurrection from their cushy council chambers, egging on the mob like it’s the French Revolution but with more pronouns and believe me, they’re oiling up the guillotines.

Lock ’em up! Every last one of these seditionist scumbags—Wheeler, the city council, the whole Democrat clown car—haul their asses to federal court for insurrection and sedition! Because if this is “democracy,” then I’m the goddamn Queen of England, which is a joke for you trans advocates watching, because I cannot become a woman. Hurry up with that guillotine oil.

Portland isn’t a city anymore; it’s a cautionary tale, a petri dish of what happens when you let the commies cook the books and the cops play along. Wake up, America! Before the next flagpole to the face is aimed at you!