BLM’s Riot ROI: Why Peace is Dead in Minneapolis
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Hey everyone. Today, let’s talk about the most effective parenting strategy of the 21st century: The ‘Minneapolis Method.’ You know the one—where the kids start smashing the china and burning the sofa, and instead of a timeout, the parents hand over the keys to the car and a fresh batch of cookies.
Because apparently, we’ve reached the ‘Honesty’ stage of the movement. BLM activists are now openly admitting what we all saw: peaceful protests for one death got them a whole lot of nothing, but turning Minneapolis into a post-apocalyptic film set? That got the results.
And you know what? Everyone is calling them ‘irrational.’ I’m here to tell you: They aren’t. They’re actually the most logical people in the room.”
The Pavlovian Politician
“If you put a rat in a cage and it gets a pellet every time it hits the red button, it’s going to keep hitting the red button. It’s not ‘evil’ logic; it’s just… logic.
The problem isn’t the rat; it’s the Lab Technicians. Enter Jacob Frey and Tim Walz—the patrons of the ‘Feminine Temperament’ of governing. Now, before the comments section explodes, let’s define the term. We’re talking about the ‘Soothe and Smooth’ approach. It’s the desperate urge to stop the crying at any cost—even if that cost is the rule of law, private property, and the safety of your own citizens.”
The Temper Tantrum Doctrine
“Watching Walz and Frey navigate a riot is like watching a parent in a grocery store dealing with a toddler screaming for a candy bar. The ‘feminine’ urge—the coddling instinct—is to give them the Snickers just to make the noise stop.
But anyone with a spine knows what happens next. You haven’t solved the problem; you’ve just subsidized it. You’ve just taught that kid that if they scream loud enough and knock over the cereal display, they get chocolate.
The Minneapolis leadership didn’t lead; they negotiated. And as the old saying goes, ‘You don’t negotiate with terrorists’—not because they’re mean, but because negotiation is a contract for more terrorism.“
The Results are In
“So, when BLM says, ‘Violence worked,’ they aren’t idiots—they’re being accountants. They looked at the ROI (Return on Investment) of a peaceful march versus a bonfire and cement blocks being thrown, and thanks to the ‘Motherly’ embrace of the local government, the riot won by a landslide.
We’ve moved past the era of ‘Right and Wrong’ and into the era of ‘Training and Conditioning.’ If you reward a tantrum with a policy change, don’t act surprised when the city starts looking like a charcoal briquette the next time someone is unhappy.
But hey, the Marxists in charge like Frey and Walz, want too to train their little minions so they have a lever to pull against the Feds and a radicalized base to do their dirty work. Maybe they are giving in to the thugs demands as a insidious, nefarious strategy.





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