video: They ACTUALLY PUBLISHED This: The Most EVIL Take in History?

Ah, the Gray Lady is at it again, proving that if you spend enough time in a windowless office in Manhattan, your brain eventually turns into over-steeped artisanal tea. Their latest “groundbreaking” take? Suggesting we should treat the most stomach-turning predators among us as if they just have a particularly difficult case of seasonal allergies. “It’s not a crime, it’s a disorder,” they say, while adjusting their rainbow, overly large tortoiseshell spectacles and waiting for the applause that only comes from people who value “nuance” over the instinct of survival.

1. The Superiority Complex

The elitist playbook is simple: find something that 99.9% of the species finds naturally repellant, and then tell that 99.9% they’re just too “unrefined” to understand the beauty of the empathy being shown to the aggressor. It’s the ultimate intellectual flex. They aren’t just looking at the world; they’re trying to edit the source code of reality to prove they’re the most “evolved” people in the room. If the rest of us think that certain actions against the innocent should result in a permanent “Do Not Resuscitate” status, we’re just not enlightened enough.

2. Empathy for the Wrong Team

It’s a fascinating hobby, really—caring more about the “internal struggle” of the monster than the literal destruction, often for life, of the victim. It’s the same mechanism progressive DAs are putting into practice, allowing dangerous criminals back onto the streets only to witness more tragedies in our transit systems from people given their 34th chance.

While the rest of society is busy trying to protect the vulnerable, these folks are busy writing 3,000-word op-eds about how we need to give a “hug and a handbook” to people who should be used as ocean-floor explorers, with cement shoes rather than SCUBA gear. They want accolades for being so “empathetic,” but they’re really just signaling that their moral compass is spinning faster than a Vita-Mix blender set to ludicrous mode.

3. The Grand Solution: “The Isle”

If they really want to help these individuals “navigate their condition,” I have a modest proposal that doesn’t involve a New York Times column. We could establish a very exclusive resort in the middle of the South Pacific—let’s call it “Pedoph .… Isle” * One-Way Travel: The guest list is strictly the “lowest of the low.” Those the NY Times claim have a mere “disorder.”

• Entertainment: Forget shuffleboard; the daily itinerary consists of mandatory high-stakes Russell Crowe like Gladiator competition between the guests, beamed back on a pay-per-view basis.  Like a much grittier version of the UFC but the finality making it much more satisfying.
• Justice: Since the ivory tower crowd thinks the current jail system of dealing with these monsters is too “crude” because the general population keeps trying to “exact justice,” this gives the predators their own space to figure it out amongst themselves.

4. Back to Reality

The natural world has a very clear way of dealing with things that threaten the survival of the next generation, but the “intellectual superiors” want us to ignore our gut, ignore history, and ignore the victims so they can feel a warm glow of self-satisfaction. They want to normalize these heinous acts, that sane and decent people who don’[t sip tea with one pinky out while whining in nasal voices about oppression, believe these has earned a permanent exit from the polite society they’ve tried so hard to destroy. And I’m not just talking about the predators; I’m talking about those who enable them.